Hostage Situation...Day 4

Following the events of the weekend the following correspondence occurred today:

M = Sootynicker - I will not give in to your demands and I hope Sooty has not caught pneumonia from being on that wet grass or there will be trouble!
I await his safe return.

Sootynicker = He'll catch more than that if the big issue does not materialise!

M = Bring him in at 12 noon - I have tried to get a big Issue but the seller must have been on leave, have downloaded some interesting info. on this magazine which is waiting for you.

Sootynicker = send it to me via e-mail to proove it - he has the sniffles i may give him some clothes if you do

M = I can't as it is on my PC at home, you must come in at 12 noon to see it and bring him with you. Over and out as I have work to do! See you at 12 o'clock prompt.

Sootynicker = No can do - you may receive a bit of Sooty within the next day - or else!

M = Or else what? You need to come at 12 to see what I have got regarding the Big Issue. Over and out.

Sootynicker = i will find out what you have - keep posted for news of sooty's fate

Following a secret telephone conversation with E at work – she informed me they had put the print out from the big issue home page near where sooty sits…..