Hostage Correspondence - day 1

Following my original blackmail e-mail here is the correspondence so far:

M – “I refuse to be blackmailed and am going to the police if you do not return him by 4.00 p.m. today.”

Sootynicker – “I don't think you are taking this seriously enough - I look forward to seeing the big issue at 12 noon on Monday - Don't worry he will be fine - The sooty depreciation society of sootynickers!”

M - “The police will be coming in on Monday if he is not back in his rightful place and I am not bluffing!” Signed - Sooty's owner

Sootynicker – “I look forward to the big issue.”

M – “You will have a long wait ....”

Sootynicker – “then so will you for his return - no more correspondence today - I look forward to the big issue on Monday.”

M – “We will see about that, please take good care of him over the weekend. By the way, that is not my Sooty, can I have proof you have taken him – he has black paws, not brown ones.”

E (Another colleague) – “Leave sooty alone you evil people!!!!!!!!!!!! what has he ever done to you?
Is it money your after???????”



This is the best – this was received from H the Dr’s Mess President - Title: Pleas don’t hurt him…

“Hi, The big issue will be in Postgraduate Office on Monday. Thank you very much,”

Sootynicker – “it had better be there or else the bear gets it.”