Kidnapped

M at work has a thing about Sooty and has a sooty hand puppet in the office which stands in for people when they are away - last weekend she bought him a badge which says "Do i look like i want a big issue?" (as in the magazine the homeless flog) - well tonight i decided to kidnap him - C another from the office thinks its a great laugh as M will be truly upset sooooooo.... I have created a new screen name on aol called sootynicker and sent an e-mail to the effect of:

"I have him
Do you think he looks scared?
He was when i transported him to the secret hiding place
Dont worry we'll take care of him over the weekend....
If you want him back buy a big issue at the weekend and put it where sooty sits!
More to follow
The sooty depreciation society of sootynickers"
(Photo's above)

I'll keep you posted but ideas for more ransom and torture would be welcome.... He is going under the interrogation light this weekend...keep posted for the pics (yes I am have a moment of madness!!!)

F x