Fiona Jones 2006/3

Gave ketchup bottle to E today for the fishfingers and she quickly came back saying mummy it wont come out - I looked in the end and realise I had given her the one which was not open due to having two bottles in the cupboard (buy ony get one free etc etc) so before giving her the other one I decided to check it was open (of course it bloody is since the other one is not) so I proceeded to point the squirty thing at my face and squeeze - at which point a shoot of red stuff flew in the air and hit me slap bang in the forehead - hmmmmmmm - E with laughing that would put a dirty old man to shame started rolling on the floor laughing clutching her tummy (such an actress) before going to get a chip and dabbing it on my forehead asking me to go to the table as that is where her dinner was hmmmmmmmmm.

(Maybe I should not have blogged this one!)